Saturday, April 08, 2006

Tick Tock

I recently learnt that, when I hit thirty my "fertile eggs decreased by fifty percent", and when I hit thirty-five they will "decrease by another fifty percent".
My reaction was to dismantle the so-called 'biological clock' and throw it out the window. Heard the crash and grinned. Scared a few cats. No more blasted tick-tocking
Unless, I don't hop onto the marriage bandwagon my options are:
Adopt
Artificial insemination - parents will disown me and Dad in all probability will load his shot-gun.
A friend suggested - freezing my eggs. (Lance Armstrong comes to mind). The said friend is all for the idea, I on the other hand feel like a frog.
Looks like its going to be adoption. Makes me feel much better.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm...and im supposed to feel better with this ??? :S

pssst! may i know who the friend is??? the one who made u feel like a frog :P

10/4/06 00:26  
Blogger Mike said...

Hop on the marriage bandwagon! It's a good bandwagon :) Just choose carefully!

10/4/06 02:06  
Blogger watersprite said...

Voxy: Since I work for myself, the benefit plan isnt really beneficial for me...lol - but so far am sticking to adoption, just wondering how do i swing it by my folks. ;)

Psyched: this is not for YOU, this is for me. :D - The said friend is in Canada and had the best intentions but I still felt like a frog. :)

Viking: I'll seriously consider your advice, so far the kind of men I meet aren't very...(for lack of a better word) Compatible. And hey all the best to you and the future Mrs. Viking...:)

11/4/06 22:10  
Blogger neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

My mum has stopped asking me ever since my 3 siblings gave her a total of 5 grandchildren.

Phew.

Now I tell her that how my life is written, that's what will happen...something like that :-)

12/4/06 01:05  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well..somehow u were indicating the same options to me - coz in case u forget...am also in the same boat ! :S

12/4/06 17:18  
Blogger Viks said...

Well, you're such a good writer that I'd marry you any day.

Though you sound like you're around 30 - so woah!

I guess age just played on us :P

LOL - Ignore the above, just felt like saying ;)

There are good men out there, believe me, yeah, take my word, there are some nice brethren who'd keep their wife happy-shappy!

So go for the marriage -

... and believe me, you wouldn't wanna be a frog, I heard they would eat their offsprings and sometimes even their female partner if they ran out of food to eat :O

'Being wife is a challenge, might as well, take it'

Viks

15/4/06 13:38  
Blogger suumz said...

i completely agree with viks..:):) so keep the adoption thought for later..gurl u not old..u just hittin the happening age!with well alot of losers popping around,we just gotta swat them..and look beyond...u get wht i mean ;);)inshAllah prince in shining armor will come...and hey...u look younger then me- age is just a number!love u n dont stress!

17/4/06 20:25  
Blogger benz said...

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy......everything is based on FEELINGS.... how u percieve things....age is just a number.... u wulll remain n look young even if u hit 50 but if u feel tht way or else in 30 u will look like 50 .. u got wat i mean :_) *hugs*

20/4/06 06:41  
Blogger Arr said...

r u serious abt the egg thing??
dont lose hope... when the right time comes, so will the guy ;) love u always.

8/5/06 18:10  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. » » »

3/2/07 22:56  

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