Green Eyed?
About a decade ago, two of my friends were crazy in love. He was of the Palestinan/Jordanian gorgeous breed, while she was a tall, brown-eyed, pretty, Pakistani. They were going through a rough patch regarding marriage. Since, I didnt know the reason behind the tension, I asked him and this is what he said:
Him: Habibti, I cannot marry her. [Please read it in that special way Arabs speak English]
Me: Why on earth can't you marry her? You love her, don't you?
Him: (with a look bordering close to pain) Ya habibti, I love her very much! (he rakes a hand through his golden strands), but I tell you why I cannot marry her. She has brown eyes! She don't have green eyes!
(Nods his head, encouraging me to understand, while I shake my head in bewilderment)
Me: So? What does her eye colour have to do with anything?
Him: (Throws up his hands in despair), Wallahi! If I marry her, the children will have brown eyes and not green - like MINE!
I just stood there with my mouth agape, stunned at his logic. I thought maybe I should throw something hard at his head, didnt think it would have made a difference!
Last I heard HE was seen with his wife, a blonde haired, blue eyed Palestinan
Last I heard SHE was getting married to an Afro American.
Hope they produce the right eye-coloured kids.
Wonder if their children would ever meet?
Him: Habibti, I cannot marry her. [Please read it in that special way Arabs speak English]
Me: Why on earth can't you marry her? You love her, don't you?
Him: (with a look bordering close to pain) Ya habibti, I love her very much! (he rakes a hand through his golden strands), but I tell you why I cannot marry her. She has brown eyes! She don't have green eyes!
(Nods his head, encouraging me to understand, while I shake my head in bewilderment)
Me: So? What does her eye colour have to do with anything?
Him: (Throws up his hands in despair), Wallahi! If I marry her, the children will have brown eyes and not green - like MINE!
I just stood there with my mouth agape, stunned at his logic. I thought maybe I should throw something hard at his head, didnt think it would have made a difference!
Last I heard HE was seen with his wife, a blonde haired, blue eyed Palestinan
Last I heard SHE was getting married to an Afro American.
Hope they produce the right eye-coloured kids.
Wonder if their children would ever meet?
posted by watersprite at Thursday, January 26, 2006
6 Comments:
how old was he again????????????????? :/
hasnt he heard of cosmetic lenses?????
Voxy: They did break up eventually, but not that night. Louuuuvvvvvrrrreeee honey. :D It usually effects the brain in funny ways. Inner beauty eh? LOL - Two words packed with innuendos. ;P
Psyched: They didnt have cosmetic lenses then, and he wanted the "kids" to have green eyes. Genetically. And they were "young and free" Very young...lol
inner beauty my ass!!!!!!!!!!! hhmpthh! now dont get me started again with the male bashing! u know how fired up i am sp aaj kal ! >:( lemme say it again...inner beauty my asssss ! :P
Voxy: Shhhhh...*whispers*I think its the "inner-beauty" thats got her all het up. I really didnt want to comment on the "my ass..." bit. :D
Psyched: With that "inner beauty my ass!" you invariably - ahem - brought voxy's innuendo out in the open. :P
from eyes - to lenses - and onto asses.........nyce work u too ! first the irani - now my ass! tiddi! sharam karo ! very afsos !! tsk tsk - u can run but u cant hide! sprite!! tell him! grrrr
btw...wasnt directing to my ass with that sarcastic comment i made! i repeat 'sarcastic'!!! sprite! explain to him! im just too fired up (again) to make any sense.
daymn!! i was going to say ..thats craziest thing ever ..but come to think of it ..iv herd crazier ... crap!
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